December 10th, 2009

Roommate #1: "Sometimes you just gotta say 'fuck a whale'."
Roommate #2: "No, no you don't."

"I love dangling. I dangled all the time in high school."

"I'm gonna drive around to every Old Navy and slit all the employees' throats." (as he gets pissed off at a GAP commercial)

Another eventful weekend

A random comment on a sober, weekday afternoon.
"I have the same birthday as Ben Roethlisberger. So if there's another draft and I go, he goes. Same with Dr. Suess."

"I love dangling. I dangled all the time in high school.

Ohio State Weekend

After opening a pack of Fun Dip following Halloween, said roommate began to experience feelings of nostalgia.
"When I used to play baseball when I was younger, I would sit in the dugout by myself and eat Fun Dip and talk to myself."

Not sure what this one was exactly.
"Here's to pillows"

His new lyrics to The Beatles song "I am the Walrus".

"I am the kegman"

Just being himself.

"Why do they call it Dr. Pepper. It doesn't taste like pepper."

We decided to go around and share the last time we had each cried. After sharing his moment, the unnamed roommate added this....

"I almost cried during Transfomers"
Enough said.